How can you make sure you NEVER forget your girlfriends from high school? Get an over exposed glossy picture from the local mall, buy the 100 pack, and give them out like herpes at a Tijuana bar.These pictures usually contain a posse of three to five girls who have used a sharpie to paint their lips and eyebrows on, put enough mousse on their hair to make it look like spaghetti, and make sure to wear the largest pair of earrings they own.
Grab all your pictures, and hand them out at school so EVERYONE can see how cool/hot/amazing/ghetto you are! But don't forget to sign the back of the picture so that everyone that finds it on the floor by the bus stop, or in a trash can, knows that Maria is the name of the angelic face on the front!
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